Charlie Sheen

Topper Harley / Rhett Butler / Superman

Cary Elwes

Kent Gregory

Valeria Golino

Ramada Thompson / Scarlett O'Hara / Lois Lane

Lloyd Bridges

Admiral Benson

Kevin Dunn

Lt. Commander Block

Jon Cryer

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach

William O'Leary

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson

Kristy Swanson

Kowalski

Efrem Zimbalist Jr.

Wilson

Bill Irwin

Buzz Harley

Heidi Swedberg

Mrs. 'Dead Meat' Thompson

Bruce A. Young

'Red' Herring

Ryan Stiles

'Mailman' Farnham

Rino Thunder

Owatonna 'The Old One'

Mark Arnott

Rosener

Ryan Cutrona

Captain Margolis

Don Lake

Doctor

Kelly Connell

Air Controller

Tony Simotes

Ambulance Driver

Don Luce

Paramedic

Judith Kahan

Nurse

Jeff Bright

Communications Officer

Jimmy Lennon Jr.

Ring Announcer

Marie Thomas-Foster

Francine

Ryan Fitzgerald

Scooter

Al Clegg

Jazz

Pat Proft

Lawrence Lipps

Marc Shaiman

Piano Player

Cylk Cozart

Drill Sergeant #1

Christopher J. Keene

Drill Sergeant #2

Ed Herschlar

Rabbi

Jimmie Ray Weeks

Amish Man

Annie O'Donnell

Amish Woman

Mack Yamaguchi

Eskimo

Charles Barkley

Charles Barkley

Bill Laimbeer

Bill Laimbeer

Eugene Greytak

Pope John Paul II

Tony Lorea

Humphrey 'Bogie' Bogart

Jerry Haleva

Saddam Hussein

Bob Lenz

Elvis 'The King' Presley

Willie Collins

Liberace

Robert Puro

Precocious Paper Boy

Richard Lasting

Handsome Milkman

Elston Ridgle

Boxer #1

Max Jones

Boxer #2

Christopher Doyle

Conspiratorial Crewman

Pablo Prietto

Parking Valet

John Bankson

Parking Valet

Nancy Abrahams

Family in Front of TV Store

Joseph Abrahams

Family in Front of TV Store

Jamie Abrahams

Family in Front of TV Store

Cary Brayboy

Sleepy Weasel Squadron

Tony Moreno

Sleepy Weasel Squadron

Kevin Eads

Sleepy Weasel Squadron

Dave Oliver

Sleepy Weasel Squadron

Richard Emanuelle

Sleepy Weasel Squadron

Kip Pierce

Sleepy Weasel Squadron

Brent Freeman

Sleepy Weasel Squadron

Kenton Steger

Sleepy Weasel Squadron

Craig McIntosh

Sleepy Weasel Squadron

Sean Wright

Sleepy Weasel Squadron

Joe Allegro

Sleepy Weasel Squadron

Jack I. Bernstein

Rabinowitz (uncredited)