Sam Nivola

Jeremy

Sophie Telegadis

Evie

Mohana Krishnan

Aparna

Aidan Laprete

Yoshi

Kumail Nanjiani

Mr. Rivers

Molly Shannon

Principal Fisher

Lilah Pate

Samantha

Tim Baltz

Officer Walsh

Bri Giger

Officer Lee

Marley Aliah

Lo

Alyssa Milano

Dr. Goodman

Ella Stiller

Dakota

Clayton Farris

Fur Salesman

Chelcie Lynn

Fur Wife

Jesse Golliher

Tommy Blue Balls

Travis Przybylski

Paul

J.C. Currais

Terry

Thomas S. Beck

Top Hat

Finn Harry

Scooby

Connor Nielsen

Long Balls

Iyannah Pierre

D.J.

Frances Weller

Reporter

Brennen Suttle

Frat Bro Party Director

Apple Farrelly

Grad Student RA

Bob Farrelly

Hutty

Patrice Bergeron

Monsieur Francois

Kevin Iannucci

Justin

Robert Walker Branchaud

Coach Custer

Abe Farrelly

Nurse Neil

Zander Ash

Student in bathroom (uncredited)

Emmy Simone Hunt

Sorority Girl /Alo Girl (uncredited)

Cassie Murray

College Student (uncredited)

Art Newkirk

High school principal (uncredited)

Logan Newkirk

High school student (uncredited)

Caleb Soliday

College Student (uncredited)

Rawan Tamimi